every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg
I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight
think it’s safe to say there could be a good 30% less goo in face mask packets and the world would be fine. better for it, even. Like it does not need to be an alien birth situation. every single one and time
happy pride
This is the gay agenda jsyk
this is what radical gay liberation really looks like
my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed
having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife
i'd play in the creek now as an adult. i'd sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while
love will always find you. Both threat AND promise
“but i don’t feel like i deserve it.” boo hoo. too fucking bad. Get loved idiot




